Find someone that will stand between your legs while you sit on the kitchen counter
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cobx:
rip to the songs we love but dont listen to anymore bc they are associated with bad memories
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a basic understanding of the signs
aries: angry gay
taurus: good stubborn friend
gemini: two-faced but at least one of the faces is nice
cancer: sweet crybaby
leo: self-loathing narcissist
virgo: [sex joke]
libra: “this is fine” dog
scorpio: acts like an asshole, is crying on the inside
sagittarius: acts like an asshole, is crying on the outside
capricorn: e x i s t e n t i a l c r i s i s
aquarius: do they ever talk??
pisces: bubbly mom friend™ who can kill a bitch
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10 years, 19 films of the Marvel Cinematic Universe
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